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When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise
"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"
In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
A sex act in which the male genitalia is taken by the female mouth, it is important to note this is not considered cheating if the male in question has a B in his name
I gave Ben a blowjob, but it wasn't cheating
a really fun adult time activity
woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles
man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch
woman: i've seen weirder
a slang word used in australia, when a person blows into another person’s bellybutton
person 1- could you give me a blowjob
person 2- lift up your shirt :)
Blowjob or demolition job is a job where you blow up various buildings.
Someone: What's your job?
Me: I do blowjobs.
Someone: Wow, that must be fun!
Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.
Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.