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When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.
Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.
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Hay, cotten candy... Cotten candy dont get wet 'til you put it in your mouth
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A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.
Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy
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The proper title for Eminem, the faggot-ass white rapper who attacks women and George Bush.
WTF, Eminem?! Are you named after a piece of candy; YOU MUST BE A FUCKIN CANDY ASS!
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"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?
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a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"
Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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A current definition of a small amount of a sugary substance located in my hand or a desk. Sometimes located in my gooch or in your taint.
OoooHhh piece candy!!!
G: Would you like a piece candy?
M: YES PLEASE!!!!
G: It was in my gooch.
M: Fuck NO!!
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