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Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time
You sly dog your such a carpet swinger
The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style
What happened to your knees??
Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not
Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician
1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.
Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.