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A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)
Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.
Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P
*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
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a sly cat who is constantly trying to weave in and out of situations. The only thing he is able to do is get by and bring sarcasm to class. He is able to successfully evoke sympathy from fellow students so that they will hand over the homework they worked really hard on.
Sly cat Stephen Rothstein teaches at the Getting By School for children who are unable to complete work on their own.
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Someone who fucks the feline variety.
"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan
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A person who loves cats, but doesn't necessarily own one.
Sterling loves cats, but doesn't own one because he has a lemur for a pet. He is a cat enthusiast.
An orange cat. he looks almost exactly like Tony the Tiger. He's a naughty little bastard! When he walks he leaves a trail of random orange things behind him.
HOLY SHIT DUDE! Its the CheeseBurger Cat!
A small, fat, adorable cat who has no legs or arms, and just lays around all day. Very silent. Very mysterious. A comfortable and cuddly pet to have.
"Isn't bubby cat the cutest little thing"
-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)
"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy