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When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head
When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!
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Taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl's vagina. Then, after waiting for several minutes to allow juices to soak in, then add the beef packets and stir. Soak for about 5 min. Then eat it out of said vagina with chopsticks. Add soy sauce for extra flavor.
After having sex, Shane whipped himself up a chinese lunch-box for dessert.
"My boyfriend Jermane and I tried the chinese lunch-box, I was really into it, but now my vagina smells like beef...and soy sauce."
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A category of students from mainland China that undertakes a MBA course in Europe, United States or Canada. This people usually do not integrate with other fellow students, don't share their knowledge and don't participate. They are specialists in copying the work and organizing parallel activities, where the non-chinese are never invited. They have excellent marks, but don't expect any help or possibility for good professional networking. Chinese MBA students are fantastic in the West to re-define our assumptions and all positive prejudice we had from such a prosperous society. There are no doubts that China would be in a even better shape if their future, high-potential international managers were not so egoists.
"You will certainly understand what I just wrote if you came accross a MBA program"
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Like a normal angry dragonbut you throw your genetal hair in the persons face. This resembles Chinese dragons.
Yeah I chinese angry dragoned her.
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when one uses chopsticks to jack off
“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”
“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”
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1) When eating any meat product that has bones in it, proceed to clean off all remaining meat until the bone shines like a brand new quarter.
A)Hey... are you going to finish those chicken wings?
B) What do you mean? There's nothing left on it.
A) Hold up, I'm gonna get all Chinese on it.
(proceeds to suck off any cartilage and marrow until only the bone remains )
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A game where two men grab a hold of eachothers wangs and pull until one of them quits.
I just lost a game of Chinese tug of war, now my junk hurts.
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