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Acting distant AF when all you want to do is be close to someone. But it is the right thing to do. Even if it feels wrong.
Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out?
Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.
Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.
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Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
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In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"
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You use a masturbator, hand, dildo, etc. that you or someone intentionally make the thing your masturbating with extremely cold. Then you masturbate with it, typically giving a orgasmic shivering nut.
Cold Masturbation is the best kind of masturbation!!!
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Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.
yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.
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when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit
Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."
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A handjob with a handful of fresh powder snow.
Jesus I'm gonna need a re-heater Peter after this cold steven.
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