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creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack

An STD ridden vagina.

β€œHey dude how was it?” β€œNever doing it again. She has a Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack”

by CR1M1NAL7244 September 5, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


richmond crab apple quick step

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

by skrill monkey March 25, 2007

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

45πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.

those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.

by pinkussbunion July 14, 2006

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd August 11, 2008

27πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Buckets o crabs

Used to express extreme awesomeness, happiness, joy, or any other positive feeling x100 000. Is also a congradulatory expression, and the exact opposite of Bunk house. Buckets o crabs is also related to Buckets o fun (a positive feeling x10 000)

Dude1: Man, I just laid the swedish bikini team!
Dude2: Buckets o crabs!!!
Dude1: And your mom! Hahaha!
Dude2: Totally bunkhouse man!

by ASIS & MIT May 8, 2006

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž