Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
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βHey dude how was it?β βNever doing it again. She has a Dirty Dickβs Crab Shackβ
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A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.
Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step
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A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man
Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
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NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.
those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.
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A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance
His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
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Used to express extreme awesomeness, happiness, joy, or any other positive feeling x100 000. Is also a congradulatory expression, and the exact opposite of Bunk house. Buckets o crabs is also related to Buckets o fun (a positive feeling x10 000)
Dude1: Man, I just laid the swedish bikini team!
Dude2: Buckets o crabs!!!
Dude1: And your mom! Hahaha!
Dude2: Totally bunkhouse man!
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