When someone is bitching about a price of a service
When something doesn't go well
Haven't closed one job today... big cry
To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Crying under a romantic colour light
Romantic cryunder a light that is set to purple
The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love". It is very dark and negative. (the acronym is DCH)
I have a painting in my house that says "Die, Cry, Hate".
Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!
When you piss off your girlfriend to the state they start crying, then they get super horny and when shes riding you while also crying, starts ramming her head into the your chest.
I was fucking that bitch suzan, and she starts crying bulling me man😤
An unusual tradition where friends gather together in a poorly lit pantry with candles to cry and conduct a seance together. The presence of crying often serves to replace the Ouija board.
She had to get rid of her pantry after that intense seance-cry sesh.
an excritiatingly painful moan uttered whenever an incredibly stupid course of action has been taken.
i will make all my lights blacklights! DEEEEERRRRRRRRR