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A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
damn that nathan is a cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker
One of those cringy mfs you'll see in roleplay games.
Person 1: "yo. look at alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel."
Person 2: "omg really??? his bio is cringe af xDDD"
Basically every god damn baby in the Roblox game adopt and raise. The kind of stuff that may be worse Gacha Heat itself. And they speak like *+*tHis*+*!;o so basically they are hired by the government to blind you with their dumbass adopt and raise baby-
Person 1 : i named myself: BaBy BuBbA/DrInk mWa MwA mIlky/CuTE
Person 2 : no.
On October 28th every year. Girls gotta send 🍒 to cute guys on snap;)
Girl: omg it’s National send 🍒 to cute guys day
Girl 2: ouuu that means Jacob’s getting 🍒 today
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
me when the:*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
so secy
My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)
Him: that word is not in the dictionary
Me: wanna bet
Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you