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When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
Pulled a dirty daniel last night, now I'll be walking now legged for a week.
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When you make coffee and filter it with a used jizz sock.
E.g. I made my wife some dirty jo. She loved it.
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The sexual act of when someone has achieved orgasm and throws a speaker on the other receiving individual.
This dj fucked some slut in the booth and wasn't going to bring her to the hotel room so he performed a "Dirty Hawtin" on her.
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When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole
Did you hear about what happened?
Yeah her parents pulled a dirty Giuliana
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When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.
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The act of farting while still inside the girl, making your dick vibrate.
Yeah after we fucked I had to fart, so I went ahead and gave her a dirty tony.
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An absolute breather of a girl, up for any challenge, anytime and anywhere. She will sicken you with her fierce dance moves when the DNB bangers come on. Highly likely that she is the love child of Andy C and Mackey G. During lockdown you can find her making tik toks and streaming 12hr live sets by Jauz.
Did you see that girl dancing during sasasas set at Tomorrowland? YES, dirty Madeleine moves for sure.
What's her name? DIRTY MADELEINE she likes BIG DIRTY STINKING BASE
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