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This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.
The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.
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two males engaging in sexual intercourse where both males climax at the same time
Barney and Billy always plan on a 2 Dong Salute occuring during their love affairs.
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A "Dumbass Wannabe Notice Fag" that is influenced by either white trash or child abuse by dogs.
One of which that uses a twig just to tease him of the size it at the age of 16 or was it 15.
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noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs !"
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Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?
Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?
Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
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Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.
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The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..
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