volunteer for a depraved and often 'sloppy' act
Always first to offer help - Charlie is a true dutch plug.
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the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.
Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!
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The act of having a fart blown in one's face. Usually as a form of embarrassment or making said person your bitch.
Wow, did you see David bend over and give Matt a Dutch cheeseburger when Matt was sitting on the ground? It was hilarious!
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When one eats their own butthole.
Drew went home for during his break to eat his Dutch lunch.
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Damn that dude is flexible! Heβs eating a Dutch lunch right now!
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When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.
I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.
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