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Eric is usually an asian fellow. He may lack in penis size, but doesn't lack in heart size. He shifts his emotions quickly, but loves to settle down with a fat joint. Eric can be a chill fella but he can also burst your eardrum at any given moment. Eric is known for his sexiness, insane body, and his crusty pubic hair. You always need an Eric in your life.
Vanessa: Holy shit where's Eric, I wanna fuck him
Eric: Nah
Don’t gaf all about his money He really quiet fr unless he know you if he don’t know you he ain’t talking to you He gets a lot of bitches and about his money
Eric
Eric is a dry person, in a voice call with friends at midnight up to 4 am. Has friends who are girks and complains that he wants boy friends. Plays roblox but his avatar looks nooby. Discord pfp is very dpressing and dark. Sounds like corpse husband at night. Complains that he is board and always says ”reasons”.
Who is Eric? He’s a dry person.
He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A dark coffee and very large, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest than lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing League of Legends, and Contemplating Life. He's the kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Person 1: "What kind of guy is Eric?"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"