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A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.
I would despise to be Evan at night
Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans ate all of the food
When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
when someone ghosts you for more than a day
he/she haven’t texted me back
yea he’s pulling an evan
The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.
Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?
Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.
Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan
Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
To procrastinate or be idiotic
I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?