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A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.
Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.
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Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.
(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)
It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.
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The place where prank invasion takes place. A half Persian dude will pay random girls to kiss him on camera so 6 year old kids can jerk their small dong off.
''Yo dawg have you seen the new prank invasion video on Venice Beach?? So lit, England is my city.''
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A creamy delicious alcoholic beverage a tad stronger than Sex on the Beach.
Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*
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Opposite of Daytona Beach. A classy, well to do, upscale section of Volusia County not to be confused with tourist trap Daytona Beach and it's local scum. Daytona Beach Shores is home to many retirees and very wealthy families. Many of the residents in the shores don't travel north into Daytona Beach. Instead, they choose to stay in their comfort zones of Ponce Inlet , Port Orange and the Shores where the houses and restaurants are expensive.
"My boyfriend lives in Daytona Beach shores. Not just Daytona!" Really!? does he have a bother?!
"Let's go to Daytona for Christmas!" Okay, but can we at least get a hotel in the shores with the rich people?
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Imperial Beach has two parts... The high class side and the middle class side.. It was a bad area at one point.. But, now the worst thing you can find are stoners.. And they are VERY friendly! Ushally found at the beach or at the local skate part.. Its a great place to visit. Theres plenty of stuff to do if you got the cash... The youth dominates this town... Also there are alot of skaters and surfers. Not that many tourist (Except on Sand Castles) are found but, plenty of locals...
P.s There is a gang there but, it pretty much died out. You still can find them once an awile romeing around the streets.. There known as IMP Raskals... Its an hispanic gang.. Ushually found on Palm AVE or 13th street. Which is the boarder line between Imperial Beach, CA and South San Diego, CA and also Nestor.
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When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.
I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.
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