A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.
Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!
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The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound
That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!
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When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)
zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations
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The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.
Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.
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a german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick).
Next blind-fold the kid and push his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids ass ending up in the sqauters face
Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"
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when your getting a blumpkin and after you cum in her mouth, you take a log of shit in your hand, squich it up, and bitch slap her... or him
eric: aww dude her face was covered in shit
bob: why?
eric: i german bitch slapped her
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The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.
The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.
Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.
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