Random
Source Code
Random
Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).
"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."
4👍 10👎
When consuming LSD you stand naked in front of a window while masturbating to a agthering of people outside than cum all over the window. If not done with LSD it's known as creeper.
It's a good thing I took LSD before I went and stain glass windowed and jizzed on it at Paula's sister 3 year old birthday party.
1👍 2👎
Is an ancient custom originating near the Baltic islands. It dates back to time 650 A.D. This customary tradition believes that a charming young lad and suited young damsel are together supposed to go on a sailing journey into the Baltic seas to find a glass slipper which is fitting for the damsels foot. Through the cold, rough seas, and high tides, the couple forge a deep bond. Once the slipper has been found by the suited couple, they return to their village to share their new found treasure and enjoy a celebration with their families. It is indeed a joyous occasion and much festivities are part of this wonderful tradition. Bucket tossing, mule painting and giraffe riding prime events of the tradition. The final toast of the night occurs when the couple drink to their new found joys in the glass slipper they retrieved from the Seas of Baltic.
Ahoy captain, i hear the tides are high. It's okay, anything to uphold the customs of the Glass Slipper Tradition. Anything to drink butterbeer scotch in a glass slipper with my charming young lad.
1👍 1👎
A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table
1👍 1👎
when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.
" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"
1👍 1👎
To place your balls one on each eye while having a boner while someone is passed out. Similar to German sunglasses and a Roman helmet.
She passed out as we were having sex so I made her wear my man banana glasses.
1👍 1👎
During intercourse you piss in the womens vagina.After doing so lift here highly over your head and suck the piss out of her vagina.
My mom made me do a human shot glass with her last night.
3👍 7👎