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When you are having sex you have to picture your having sex with Johnny Sins. When you are about to cum yell "AH im bout to cum johnny."
Dude I did the Johnny Sins The Great challenge and my girlfriend slapped me
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Texas isn't a real state. It's just rip off version of Mexico.
I am not scared of anyone from Great Value Mexico
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Australian slang, imported from Scotland, for a man who although straight behaves in a whiny, complaining and non-masculine manner.
What's wrong with you, you screaming great jessie? Get on that roof and clean out the gutters.
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A basic phrase used by females on guys who they just don't want. The phrase should always be ignored, even in cases where it may seem as thought the female is sincere (which rarely happens).
Bob tells his friend that he thinks that Michelle likes him because she told him the following:
I want to suck you're dick
You're a great guy
I would like to date you
When we have sex I don't want you to use a condom
Although it may seem as if there are four phrases telling Bob that Michelle wants him, there are in actuality only three, for "You're a great guy" is a masic program installed in females as soon as they learn the english language and develop a desire for guys.
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The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.
Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.
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A place where you live when you have no coping skills.
"Wow, the ER in Great Falls, Montana sure is busy for a Friday night."
"That's because no one in this town has any coping skills"
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