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the city where the Heartbreak hotel is located,
where people sans boyfriends end up on friday nite
desperate,romantic,horny,solo,bored
My life is geographically positioned in lonely hearts-ville.
I am like wayy lonely hearts-ville rite now, if i don't get some soon, my punani is gonna dry up and fall apart.
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one's intensions are good despite indications to the contrary
He often insults others by what he says but his heart is in the right place
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When youre heart is literally broken or myocardial infarction.
I cant believe stacey broke my heart or was it the 34 donuts i ate today?
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Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.
Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
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This could mean she is of any race, but a total slut/slapper!
Boy: Oh hey ure hairs nice.....Really browny/red....
Blonde at heart chick: (Whilst suggestingly giggling) Oh hey, a gals gotta shampoo her hair 20million times a day wen a gals gotta shampoo her hair 20million times a day!!!
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When something happens that you believe to be sad
you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that
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to be kind, caring and free of malice
His boss turned out to have a heart of gold in the end.
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