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The meaning of life because it was just a prank bro!
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John: what did you get on the test
Jake: 100
Bill: thats a cap
Jake:hitler did nothing wrong
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Ok i got one! Hitler did nothing wrong
Dude thats smart you could become a spokesperson!
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before wiping your ass taking some off and draw a hitler moustache on a young lady's uper lip
Last night i got really bored on the toilet, soo before i was done i called my girlfriend in and surprised her with a Heil Hitler Mustache...
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the rumor adolfs testicle was chopped off by his mother when he was small
adolf has only got one ball,
goring has two but very small,
himmler is rather sim'lar,
but poor old goebbels has no balls at all.
hitler has one ball is the suspicion that the dictator had well one ball
An phrase used to calmly and briefly demonstrate displeasure with someones radical statement. Alternatively, you could post it in an edited comment to make it seem that the comment was originally egregious.
Hitler: These stupid FUCKING BITCHES won't date me because they only like chad cock. I hope ALL WOMEN burn in fucking hell like the retarded pieces of shit they are. FUCKING FEMOIDS!!!
Not Hitler: Calm down, Hitler
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When someone does a handstand over a weiner dog, the the other person fills an empty vodka bottle with mexican white sand, then lets it turn to glass like the bottle, then the bottle is smashed and stuck in the rear end of the person doing the handstand. The person with the bottle in their ass then proceedes to do superman push ups Until the dog gets irritated and runs away, causing an orgasm.
Why are you walking like that?
Because me and Skyler did a Puerto Rican Hitler last night!
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