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Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.
"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."
"wait till she ends up pregnant"
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(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
A very potent form of haze known for its bronze color, and very potent smell.
That silver spoon haze got me blasted last night son Twice
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person 1: you want a comically small spoon?
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it
When some shitter decided to use the Comically Large Spoon from the hit vine in stealth and combat
Guy: I need a good melee
Guy 2: use the tactically large spoon
Guy: what
Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.
"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"
*slap slap slap slap slap*