Law of 32

When a women is 32 or older and single and has not been divorced or had a child, this women is considered damaged goods and mentally unstable and should be avoided!

Hey what happened with you and becca?

Dude, law of 32 came in place!

Really… to bad how old?

34.

Tough break man.

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Demorgan's laws

In Boolean Algrebra:
~(P&Q) = ~P|~Q
~(P|Q) = ~P&~Q

Mind your motherfucking P's and Q's.

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lewis' law

A law of the internet (along the lines of the famous 'Rule 34') coined by journalist Helen Lewis back in 2012, stating that "the internet comments on any article about feminism justify feminism." Lewis' Law has since been quoted in a number of publications such as Wired.

"Feminism isn't necessary anymore because those whiny bitches totally have equal rights now." -Generic internet commenter inadvertently exemplifying Lewis' Law.

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Waughs Law

No matter what the odd are for you, you will loose.

You will never become rich, famous, successful or pass your math b exam - Waugh's Law

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Crake's Law

Any mention of Ayn Rand or her works on the internet must immediately be followed up by a liberal (who hasn't read any Rand), citing her poor literary qualities and personal flaws as arguments against her philosophy

Then he breaks into crake's law by flying off the handle about ayn rand. "Ayn Rand? Seriously? That's the only book that makes the entrepreneur the hero? He is definitely not well read. It occurs to me that many unexceptional people use Ayn Rand to bolster their delusions of grandeur."

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Cooke's Law

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.

Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

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Hahn's Law

When given multiple answers, "all of the above" is always correct. See Dinan's Law.

When in doubt, use Hahn's law.

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