self-interest

An interest decided purely on one's own decision.

I use self-interest, for example I don't want to get out of bed, it's not my interest (self-interest in action).

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Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

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Self-Potato

A slang term used to describe a woman grabbing her own breasts when she is lonely or just for fun. This term can also be referred to as “mashed potatoes”; which is the feeling of breasts when they are copped, groped or squished.

(Can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)

One boob feels bigger than the other when I self-potato…

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self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

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self mutiliation

Modification of the body... such as piercings.. tattoos.. cutting self..

I carved "fuck" into my wrist with a needle...

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Self Coring

n. 1. To insert a fist into a sexual area your own body.

Usually done for sexual pleasure.

One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.

e.g. "Self coring causes stretching, prepare to be loosened! I love coring myself."

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Self-fuck

To self-fuck:

When one takes a definitive action that in turn, becomes detrimental or overall unfavorable for them. Basically, to do something stupid that only affects you.

Also (in certain cases), see douchebaggery or Back Door Braggart .

1.) "Dude, did you hear that John broke up with Ashley?" "Yeah man, and I saw his new girlfriend... that was a huge self-fuck on his part..."

2.) "AGH, I stayed up until 4am doing this paper for English, and I left it in my printer! I cannot believe I just self-fucked my grade."

3.) "Yeah, I heard that Neil was just nerdjacking the whole time on his date. Total self-fuckery."

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