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Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.
Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja
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How it works:
If you came to my
house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape
your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,
and then I would force you, because being in a
'free country' doesn't mean you can ****
around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not
apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but
not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the
press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to
the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in
the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the
press, and this server is somebody's property.
That means that whatever you do, you have to
abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A
you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment
applies to the government, you can't take a
person on the street to court for violating your
first ammendment rights.
...
Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law
This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
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When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.
Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
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Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.
Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.
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A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.
Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.
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A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.
Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i don´t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: I´m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.
These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!
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Based on chat rooms or forums, the individual who continually posts one line posts containing few words to people or persons who they a: do not know well, b: have never met, c: have nothing in common with or d: no intention of learning more about that person.
In the spirit of bloat posting (adding total amount of posts to a forum or website) to make the numbers more attractive to potential sponsors or for advertisers.
Or in the guise of pretending to look interested in whatever the topic, subject or debate may be.
"Hey everyone its Bill birthday, happy birthday Bill!!"
"" Omg Bill, have a super day!"" (internet cheerleading)
"Hi, Im new to the site, just saying hi and hope to meet people"
"" Welcome to the site, I hope you meet people too!"" (Internet Cheerleading)
"Does anyone know how to fix a widget?"
""No I dont but hopefully you will someone who does."" (Internet Cheerleading)
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