The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.
The internet is cursed.
The internet is cured and shall go away soon.
All deaths are final.
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Internet shooters is when somebody playing cool on the intenet like they are something
-Look at that guy
-That guy is such an internet shooter he never done anything that he say he done
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Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.
Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja
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Based on chat rooms or forums, the individual who continually posts one line posts containing few words to people or persons who they a: do not know well, b: have never met, c: have nothing in common with or d: no intention of learning more about that person.
In the spirit of bloat posting (adding total amount of posts to a forum or website) to make the numbers more attractive to potential sponsors or for advertisers.
Or in the guise of pretending to look interested in whatever the topic, subject or debate may be.
"Hey everyone its Bill birthday, happy birthday Bill!!"
"" Omg Bill, have a super day!"" (internet cheerleading)
"Hi, Im new to the site, just saying hi and hope to meet people"
"" Welcome to the site, I hope you meet people too!"" (Internet Cheerleading)
"Does anyone know how to fix a widget?"
""No I dont but hopefully you will someone who does."" (Internet Cheerleading)
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Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it
Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter
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A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.
INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
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A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.
Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i donΒ΄t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: IΒ΄m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.
These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!
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