irish trash can

A leprechaun climbs to the top of a rainbow and partakes in a group orgy with a mermaid, centaur and Harry Potter.

Man i got so high last night I swear I was in the center of an Irish Trash Can!

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Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.

Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!

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Irish Hand Grenade

Molotov Cocktail or other Improvised Explosive Device (IED)often used by Irish Nationalists like the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

An Irish Hand Grenade is typically made of inexpensive and available materials, such as glass bottle that breaks upon impact allowing flamable liquids inside to ignite from burning rag sticking out of end of bottle.

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Irish tan

Refers to having most of one's body densely covered in freckles.

She likes showing off her Irish tan by wearing a bikini.

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irish sailor

when a man ejaculates in the nostril of a woman, who then snorts it up and spits it out like a lugi

havin sex and a guy blows in her nose and then spits it out after snorting it into her mouth and then says you got the irish sailor

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Irish Mailbox

When your fucking a girl doogie style and stick a potato up her ass

I was fuckin this girl last night and decided to give her the old irish mailbox

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irish amnesia

forgive, but don't forget.

person1:"She has irish amnesia."
person2:"What's that?"
person1:"She'll always forgive you, but never forget what you've done."

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