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Someone with absolutely no talent who has music producers at their disposal that can make them sound like they can sing, claims to have lived a rough life when they're 15 and have more money than they know what to do with, has to hang out with rappers and adopt their twang to not get the crap beaten out of them on a regular basis and literally has the dumbest fans on the face of the earth, whom in themselves represent the downfall of society into idiocracy. Can also be used to describe someone who has not come to terms with their own sexuality.
Let's take this no-talent, pretty little fruit cake into the studio and Justin Bieber him up so musically uneducated tweens will give us money.
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When you are so inept at sex that you make your sex partner cry to the point of exhaustion. You stand there with your miniscule, perpetually limp and useless cock, stuttering over your words while having no idea what you say to make her feel better. Instead of solving the problem that you created, you instead lie to her and say that you have tested positive for Covid-19. Then you promptly leave her hanging while you quarantine in a non-disclosed location. All while you are wearing blackface.
OMG, last night I cosplayed as Martin Luther King while trying to bang my own mother and I totally Justin Trudeau'd myself. Fuck, I am such a white privileged, trust fund loser. I may as well have become a drama teacher.
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A 15-year old "boy"- more accurately, a butch lesbian- who can't sing and writes terrible excuses for love songs. A favorite amongst idiotic girls.
Stupid girl: OMG I <3 JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Person with a brain: That thing makes Milli Vanilli look talented you retard!
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1. A punching bag for water bottles.
2. A five-year-old girl masquerading as a sixteen-year-old boy from Canada.
Water bottle: Man, I really wanna beat something up.
Other water bottle: Look! It's Justin Bieber! Get him!
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*Baby playing in background*
Me: Shut that crap up! I don't need to hear a five-year-old's shrilly voice!
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hairy, fat, ugly, wanna be, sound like a 6 year old girl, and is a butt
Justin Bieber is a ugly wanna be that sounds like a girl.
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Justin Drew Bieber is a Canadian-born pop-R&B singer. His performances on YouTuve were found by manager Scooter Braun who immediately arranged for him to be flown down to Atlanta where he would be singed to Raymond Braun Media Group (RBMG) and then a recording contract with Island Records. His debut release, My World, was certified Platinum and made Bieber the first artist to have seven songs from a debut album chart on the Billboard Hot 100. His first full studio release, My World 2.0, recieved similar success, debuting number one in several countries and was certified Platinum in less than two months. Bieber's singles include "One Time," "One Less Lonely Girl," "Love Me," "Favorite Girl," "Baby (Feat. Ludacris)," "Never Let You Go," "U Smile," "Eenie Meenie (Feat. Sean Kingston)," and "Somebody to Love (Feat. Usher)." Bieber has recently gone on his first offical headlining tour, My World Tour. Bieber was the most searched celebrity on the internent and his music video, "Baby," is now the most viewed YouTube video of all time. To top it all off, he is the youngest artist since Stevie Wonder to have a #1 album and has preformed for President Obama twice.
Belieber: OHMYBIEBER Justin Bieber is soooo hot!
Non Bieber-fan: You only like him for his looks, he has no talent.
Belieber: Yeah, that's why he was dicovered off YouTube, is the youngest artist to have a number one album, has had nine singles in the past year, and performed for the president twice? Nice try.
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This woman showed me her Justin Bieber and it looked very nice and shaved.
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