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A cracker that will hit you with a hard R
Hey jake toth Shut up Niggerrrr
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A YouTuber who is used in every other irrelavent youtubers titles to get views and gain relavancy
Do you know keemstar?
Yeah, but he wasn't shit until he started putting Jake Paul in the title of all of his videos
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An official terrorist group made of 4-10 year old kids, also going by names like "Team 10" which is the number of all their IQ combined
-"Some kids came on my YouTube video criticizing Jake Paul and dislike bombed it and commented with bad grammar and kindergarten insults"
-"Oh dude you just got attack by the Jake Paulers
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The dupiest human of all time, an absolute brick
Person: Yo what’s up Jake!
Jake Murphy: Yoo im sooooooo backed of tihs cartie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sooo duipe ☠️☠️😂☠️😂☠️
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A garbage youtuber/ ex-viner that has no idea how to rap or make music.
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A gentleman of Chinese origin who was a renowned harlequin during the Prussian Civil War. Well known for his ability to eat metal and divide 9 digit numbers by 7 in his head, he often wore lederhosen and fake fur coats.
Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia
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