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Lit worship leader from bethel music with a small case of the hipsters.
Jenn Johnson has a beautiful love for the Lord.
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A synonym to sexual intercourse but more hood in the suburban kind of way.
Tirese: "Yo dog you hear that Leroy got his johnson drippin' with Shirley?"
Billy: "You must be playin."
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a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.
"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"
"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?
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A short godlike human being who is often bullied by his friends for his height (5’3”). He is not worshipped but everybody knows that he is a god and will fuck anybody he wants.
“Oh my god, it’s Harry Johnson! I hope he fucks me next!”
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Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person
Jack Johnson is a good person
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Adriannas are crack heads that wont give my m&ms or let me borrow her ear buds
adrianna johnson you a crack head
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An individual who perpetrates extremely gay acts.
That George Bush sure is a homotron johnson huh?
That ol' homotron johnson stole my car!
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