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The act of lamming your backside, shattering your frontal lobe, sucking on hot dog ice cold frog smelling wanker whilst humping a refrigerator with a sausage on top of it .
Fucking hello brother that’s a Lily guy right there!
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Lily Cooper is one of my best friends. She is so nice and amazingly funny. She always knows how to light up a room and make everyone around her smile. She is an amazing artist and has a cute sense of style. She is super lit and a god at minecraft. If you don’t have a Lily Cooper friend you don’t have a real friend.
Sarah: Omg that girl is so cool!!!
Dumb Bitch: how?? she’s LILY COOPER
Sarah: BECAUSE she’s Lily Cooper she’s the best person you’ll meet!
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When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.
I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.
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The coolest girl you will ever meet! Will leave you starstruck, in awe, and inspired. When you’re with her, you will never not have a good time. Her presence is god-like
That’s not THE Lily Clonan, is it??!!!
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actress who plays "Betty Cooper" on CW's "Riverdale". a strong independent woman who is very inspiring and cares about other people a lot. her boyfriend cole sprouse tho is racist and lili deserves better than him. okay bye
person 1: omg did u listen to lili reinhart's photoshop thoughts?
person 2: yes omg she's so inspiring
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Tiger Lili is the hottest chick around. Makes guys hard just thinking about her. She's very nice but will kick your ass if you turn on her. She's not affraid to stand up for herself, and will go through anything to be at the top. She's a great kisser and an even better fucker. Tiger Lili always stands out in a crowd and likes it that way.
Tom: Have you ever dated a Tiger Lili?
John: Yeah, I fucked one last night!
Tom: Oh you lucky boy
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