A Piss and a good look around

Also known as "Dingo's Breakfast" - lit. not eating breakfast

I woke up at this mingers house, had a piss and a good look around, then came straight to work.

you look sick

A nice way of saying you look like shit and or death.

Are you alright you look sick today.

Average Looking Mother Fucker

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.

Get the Average Looking Mother Fuckers lined up!

looking like a mf snack

Basically giving someone or something a compliment. Saying that they look so good you could eat them.

Damnnn bae who you looking like a mf snack for?

Well would you look at that

This phrase is often used to point out the stupidity of another human for being such a dunce in the first place

Well would you look at that. Punching someone in the face DOES result in injury afterwards

If Looks Could Kale Burger

A special burger that's topped with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"

go look for your friends

An Israeli expresion meaning: I'm through with you, don't come to me asking for anything now, after you let me down - go & find someone else to help you.(lech, hapes ta'haverim shha)

a: please, let me try again, this time it will be o.k.
b: go look for your friends, buzz off.