shit log look-a-like

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.

Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.

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You Look Rough

The phrase "You Look Rough" is used when someone or something makes a face while jerking off or masturbating.

Dick: You look rough tonight, are you exhausted?

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A Piss and a good look around

Also known as "Dingo's Breakfast" - lit. not eating breakfast

I woke up at this mingers house, had a piss and a good look around, then came straight to work.

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you look sick

A nice way of saying you look like shit and or death.

Are you alright you look sick today.

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Average Looking Mother Fucker

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.

Get the Average Looking Mother Fuckers lined up!

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Well would you look at that

This phrase is often used to point out the stupidity of another human for being such a dunce in the first place

Well would you look at that. Punching someone in the face DOES result in injury afterwards

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looking like a mf snack

Basically giving someone or something a compliment. Saying that they look so good you could eat them.

Damnnn bae who you looking like a mf snack for?

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