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jewish gay retard who can't spell precise
luke menke is such a retatrd
That feeling when
"Bro I just fucking Luke Asman'd soooo intense that shit was crazy"
"Relax are you okay"
"Kick me in my balls"
Something Luke will never see.
Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.
A person who drinks water with someone’s balls dipped in it
OH SHIT LUKE LYMAN DRANK LIAMS BALL WATER IN 6th PERIOD!
Luke Bainbridge: May seem a little strange at first, but once you get to know him he is one of the most kind hearted and loving people in the world. Luke won't let you down and will always be there for you. Even if it is just for some company. Luke tends to be on the affectionate side, willing to receive or give hugs to anyone, man or woman. Luke is also very good with making people smile, as well as being the person you can trust most with your problems. Once Luke is in your life you won't want to get rid of him and if you do you will always go back to look for him.
1: Hey man you know Luke Bainbridge? Yea well him and I were chatting and that guy is actually amazing with advice!
2: Dude did you invite Luke Bainbridge to the party? No? Man are you crazy ? You need him there !
3 : Girl you need to find yourself a Luke Bainbridge
A nice boiii. Red hair. Tall. Sexy feet.
Person 1: Hey that person looks nice!
Person 2: Oh he must be a Luke Russell
An imaginary, yet very real alternate reality in which Luke lives in and occasionally invites others to attend.
That's only real in Luke Land