matt M

gay boy with a jewish background cant get any chiki babes his jealous about how much zac and brad get the laaadies ;)

hey im matt m aND IM le jew wanna make babis

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M Wanner

An individual who incorrectly believes they are superior than others and that Chicago is located in the state of Wisconsin. Referred to as a tool or douche bag. Often found in Turtle Lake. Has been known to enjoy a romantic evening containing square dancing, cheese, and of course a little action up the butt. Commonly termed as a packer fan a.k.a homosexual. It is considered 'uncool' to be seen with or around a M. Wanner.

Wisconsin could have potential as a cool state, but unfortunately M Wanner is there.

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M, ILF

Telling your mother you would like to fuck.

M, ILF = Mother , I would like to fuck

Mother: Tom, what would you like to do today?
Tom: M, ILF Hannah.
Mother: But you are too young to be fucking around!

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s & m

The best concert given by Metallica accompagnied by the symphony of san fransisco

Guy : Metallica rocked at the S & M concert !!
Guy 2 : No they didn't they teh su><orz
Angry mob : Beyotch M3tallica t3h rox !! W3 is gonn4 kill yo face beyotch !!!1!1

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Triple M

Kevin P, known as the "Master Muff Manipulator", hence the name Triple M. Kevin P loves classic tight wet young muff, he has mastered the art of diving into that puss and playing it like a fiddle. Within the manic ridden years Kevin P has learned to play women's hearts like a harmonious instrument forged from the depths of Parthe Player Pimp Status Blood. He has gone around for the last few years and took a head first dive into all different kinds of muffs, Kevin strongly believes in diversity, especially when it comes to cunts. He will break hearts, burn souls, and ruin lives if it means a nice fine wet pussy.

Did you get any muff last night? Yeah, I'm the Triple M muthafucker!

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M-Kay and A

The abbreviated name refers to the incredibly talented Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and comes in handy when you're in a pinch and can't quite find the energy to say eight syllables...We've got it right down to four!! Talk about convenience!

Did you see M-Kay and A on the VMA's last night? Those matching outfits were terrible, Gag me with a spoon!!!

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M-ezy

the cool ass cat from upstate NY, aka pimp aka Mr. just don't give a fuck

I heard M-ezy gets head everyday and three times before every test.

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