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when you nut in your homie and forget to say no homo
*nuts in homie*
You: Fuck yeah i cum all over u
Homie: You forgot to say no homo!
You and Homie: Zoo Wee Mama
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A soft, spiritual female out to soften the world's heart.
Guy 1- Did you see the mama's girl with the bandana and covered in tattoos?
Guy 2- Yea man, nowadays everybody gets tattoos, they don't indicate toughness or anything else anymore. The girl looked like somebody's poodle when they make their dog wear a bunch of shit the dog doesn't want to wear.
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she may be...
hairy
nasty
fat
dark
ugly
stupid
and whatever else you can think of!
yo mama is (insert any above word of your choice)!
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looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs
my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama
Started on the popular children's book series, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid", following Greg as the protagonist, and his best friend, Rowley, who made the word to be a catchphrase, spawning a genre of memes about it.
person 1: Cant this balloon go any faster?
person 2: whatever you want kid.
(fly's into space)
person 1: ZOO WEE MAMA!!!
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when a woman gives her babys father pure hell, beggin for money, saying he cant see his kids, calling when she need somethin', wont work, if she does work she think the father should pay for all the kids expenses. always startin drama, and ghetto to the bone.
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A woman who believes in the ancient art of not shaving her private area... Ever.
1) Guy 1: Yo dude my girlfriend finally went down on me and her hair was longer than the Nile River!
2) Guy 2: Sorry bro, sounds like your girlfriend is an African Bush Mama.