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Mike Mulderrig

Mike Mulderrig a talented youtuber personality, known for his passion for dogs, marketing and fitness. He's so handsome that turns straight men into gays. He was part of a reality show cast, but we don't need to name it. Let's say it's a show based on...hmmm can't remember much...is that a reality show? Moving on, Mike has a great personality and definitely appreciated by many people.

"Have you seen Mike Mulderrig's muscles?" "Yes, I have and he's a fucking jock"

by MikeMGTV fan March 25, 2021

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Mike Hart

Actually participates in no shave November

"Dude, let's do no shave November"
"Aw hell no you really don't want to pull a Mike Hart do you?"

by Aidan1214 November 18, 2019

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Rusty Mike

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick

"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"

by Billy Batts August 6, 2012

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Sketchy Mike

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.

Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

β€œDo you like mayonnaise?”
β€œWhat is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.

by SketchyMike November 1, 2017

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Money Mike

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.

Money Mike just robbed a bank

by Tommyhil July 26, 2019

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mike jones

an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)

mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ja-loc July 13, 2005

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A balless mike

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

by Sass sha J May 24, 2010

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