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Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.
Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"
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Suburban slang referring to the fattious tissue surrounding the vaginal wall, and / or oft used as a colloquial reference to ones inherent or self-evident "sexual aura".
Did you see the "Mother's Lips" on her... It was right there in her camel toe.
Dang, that woman's "Mother's Lips" was banging...
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A over-bearing and over-loving mother whose pressure feels like a pillow over the face i.e. smothering you
Tommy: The mothering thing, okay. You’re smothering him with the moth- you’re a smother's mother . That’s what you are. You, you know what I mean? It’s like a pillow, a love pillow that you’re holding over the kid. He can’t breathe.
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When multiple nugs of marijuana combine to form one large nug
Out of the 70 sack I pulled out one 7g mother nug.
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The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.
Red: Blue Mother Alive?
Blue: Yes
Red: Ohh.. Why?
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A Mother Tiger is someone who will always look out for you when you need help, she will always be very kind and considerate to others, never make her feel bad, never loose her
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When there's a bunch of tweekers passin the pipe telling stories, talkin shit about someone else
Mike's been Mother Goosin
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