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When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.
"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".
The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D
"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"
a dog breed that is a mix of all of the different breeds on the rocky mountains.
my dog phoebe is a rocky mountain dingo, not a lab
When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.
I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.
When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.
Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.
when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.
When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.