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A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
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During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.
The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.
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When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top
that thong is totally flossing the muffin
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A dirty, smelly, scum bag person.
John hasn't showered in three days; what a fucking scroad muffin!
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It is similar to a stud muffin, but he/she also is at every party you go to. You will see them for sure at every party, also can be called a partyholic or party rocker.
Damn dude, he's always at the parties. What a party muffin bro!
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A highly sexual well endowed Man Stud, who has LOVE Handles Muffin Top at the waistline.
My new boyfriend is Stud Muffin!
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