spell your name

when a girl is riding a guys dick and she spells her name with her hips

him: when you ride me, i want you to spell your name

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had to name that one

A large bowel movement which leaves you with a burning rectum from the large fecal mass painfully stretching the sphincter muscle.

Man I took a dump and it was so big I had to name that one.
(comparing the bowel movement to delivering a child)

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name your poison

Often used when asked what alcoholic drink can be mixed or prepares for the someone.

however is not always used in that context, the line can be used to ask another person what you they would like to get done in any context

bartender: Name your poison baby
girl: oh vodka with a twist please.

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Nerdy boy named...

Xander

Xander is a nerd, that is all it is. It’s a factual thing and if he says otherwise he is very wrong. He is just the Nerdy boy named... Xander

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Best name for a girl

Your name is the best.Whoever is reading this your name is the best because their is no “best name” everyone is equal 😊

Their is no best name for a girl

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is my name bob?

A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, in which case it probably means yes.

Sir: Terrel, pick those pieces of paper up, now.

Terrel: Is my name Bob?

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A Pet Named Steve

Blaming something else for trying to steal your Hamburger or your wife.

Hey! Stop stealing a pet named Steve!

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