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When you want to have a sleep over and you type “oven” instead and all the Jews come over
Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?
Sleeping in a pretty or weird position to prevent messing up your hair do for and upcoming event
Make sure to Princess Sleeping so your curls don't fall
When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.
Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!
Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.
To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis
I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.
When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.
“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”
“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”
Ah yes, sleep deprivation we all know it. You either love it or you hate it. Don't be sleep deprived and no I'm not doing this on 2 hours of sleep over 3 days. ;-;
Jeff: I'm so tired I didn't sleep at all last night
Mary: Oh so your sleep deprived?
Jeff: Yeah I think so
Mary: I know that feeling too well
Jeff: Yeah Sleep deprivation isn't fun
When you've reached a point where you're so tired that it feels like you're smacked.
Jackson: D'andre keeps laughing Daniel, he's that tired! Lol
Daniel: He's sleep smacked bro! Haha
D'andre: zzzzzzzz....