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noun Jimmy's Mom is an object by fucking
"Boy, I sure do love fucking Jimmy's Mom!"
"Jimmy's Mom is my bitch!"
1. A hot mom
2. probably the hottest person alive
3. a immortal god's (AKA Hugh Neutron) wife
Me: I love Jimmy's mom
Sofia: Her husbands is amazing too
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A hot mom
Jimmy: What do you guys want to do today?
Carl: Hang out with your mom (meaning Jimmy's Mom)
When the man spins clockwise while the woman spins counterclockwise and your penis doesn't break when inserted
You were born using the gyro jimmy
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The act of jerking the slim jim.
"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"
Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.
"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!
When doing a shit that just slides out.
Ahh mate I’m bout to do a slippery jimmy. (Best said in an Irish accent)