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Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.
"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"
When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
The baddest motherfuckers to ever live. An order of individuals who display the most esteemed amount of gentlemanly conduct and loyalty. Drink it down, drink it down!
“We are a Grand Ole’ Gang”
Ole Jesper is the definition of the ultimate soulmate. The one you can’t live without.
Omg! I really think he’s my ole Jesper ..
Licking from front to back in one swift motion.
When ones partner wins the trick and you say, “Good Job buddy ol’ pal.”
you know what
fuck you
*proceeds to make a whole fucking paragraph*
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Wake your ass up cause its time to go beast mode
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