Risky bones

A game played by young children around the age of 12. Children partaking attempt to remove bones from their bodies with as little health consequences possible. The winner is chosen by either the largest or most plentiful amount of bones and dubbed the bone lord.

Liam: Wanna play risky bones?

Rachel: Nah man. Last time me and Jess played she had to get her leg amputated.

Liam: Jess is a fucking bone lord!

bone number

The number of someone who you are planning to bone.

John: Yo did you have any luck last night?
Tom: Oh Yeah man i got like 6 bone numbers

Bone Off

another term for fuck off or leave me alone

Frogge- "bro can i have an extra nug in my share?"
Tom- "Bone off bro, you have enough!"

or
Chris " Can i have some of your guy's pizza?"
Ren " Bone off , I bought this. Sad!"

clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez

"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."

Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.

After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.

Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.

im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones

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Fuck bone

Another name for a dick; can be used as an insult or the actual penis

Madison yelled “YOU FUCK BONE” to Adrian because he looked at her wrong.