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old pissin, is balding from being a server owner filled with like 181+ kids
BRO I SAW YE OL' MONO AND SHE WAS HUNCHED OVER HER DESK WRITING LIKE A MANIAC.
An animal that is round like a circle and sounds like a snake and shoots spider webs.
Hank: Hey, Josh! What's that animal? it looks so weird!?
Josh: It's called aka ole eeyah, better stay away from it.
Hank: What!?
When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”
The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.