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The reason us women exist.
an unexplainable feeling but god it feels good
often caused by sexual pleasure
Friend: how was yesterday's ThiNg?
Me: I had the best orgasm of my life.
Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it
Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism
The most pleasurable heart stopping feeling anyone could ever imagine in the best way possible caused by something feeling complete
“yo this food is gonna give me a perpendicular orgasm”
“that nap gave me the best typa perpendicular orgasm anyone coulda ever imagine”
A polite reference to someone mainly a woman who sleeps with a lot of men. Or just a way to refer to a hooker.
That girl was so shy in highschool i would have never expected her to end up an orgasm enthusiasts.
When a girl on her period cums.
Girl: I am having a red orgasm!
Guy: Damn that's a wet pussy.
Getting pig roasted by two popsicles
“I had a crazy popsicle orgasm last night! The best arctic orgasm I’ve ever had.