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A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.
Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.
To make a mistake, screw something up, constantly do something wrong. A habitual bungler.
Bill purchased a new car and forgot to add oil to the engine , he really owensed that up.
1. (Verb) A person who doesn’t care for anybody but does things to make him look smarter.
Pretty person: Oh my god I don’t know the answer to this problem. Arandom Owen from the classroom: The answer is 2!!
Pretty person: thank you, now what’s the answer to this?
Owen is the type of guy that has always been around, but girls kinda take over his life. He leaves to go to target with them by himself and can’t seem to not be talking to one. This species of Owen is hard to find, and if u do find one just know he cares about you, but he is probably doing something for a girl it’s ok. But in the case that you do find a Owen you need to try to fix them before they become a gay best friend.
“Hey who is that guy hanging out with the girls alone.”
“That’s just Owen.”
Someone who is insanely intelligent and works just as hard. He takes the hardest classes and always breezes through them and everyone wonders how he did it. Everyone definitely knows he’s going to win some kind of Nobel prize in his lifetime. He reads Hemingway and Machiavelli for fun and likes to have deep philosophical discussions about theories he is interested in.
He has a bizarre sense of humor, but he always makes everyone laugh. He can turn an awkward, sour conversation into something hilarious and memorable. He knows how to poke fun at others without being outright rude. Sometimes he makes a stupid joke and thinks he’s funny, but it’s still funny because he thinks he is.
His smile is contagious and he lights up every room he walks in. His stupid little grin is bound to put a smile on everyone’s face. He has the face of a runway model but doesn’t know it yet. All the girls want him, he’s just that admirable.
Everyone would be lucky to have an Owen in their life; they make the world simply brighter.
Girl 1: oh my god is that Owen? He looks so good today.
Girl 2: dude I saw him first- back off man
The guy that has learning difficulties and will ask repeated questions over and over and over and over again. The idiot next door. and looks like a bulldog.
"Who is that person over there?'
"OWEN"