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to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.
Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.
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The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.
All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."
"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
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A giant black dick. Typically attached to a stove pipe.
Hey bro, can you we lost our rutter on the this cruise ship could we use your tar paper roll to steer the ship?
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A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.
When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.
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Though sometimes played merely for sport, often it is used as an elimination challenge to determine choice. Generally two people shake fists, and at the third 'throw' display one of the three forms. Rock is considered to crush scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.
We had to decided who was gonna go to the store during half-time, and you lost at rock-paper-scissors. Go, man!
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1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
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To go to bed. The expression comes from the instructions to users of firecrackers -- "light the blue paper and retire immediately" meaning to stand well clear once the wick of the firecracker is lit to avoid being hurt by the ensuing explosion.
Yawning, Peter said, "It's after eleven, time to light the blue paper."
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