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An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television
A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
When you have sex with a girl on her period, pull out, then tit fuck her and bust.
Shes a champion,she even let me do a rubies and pearls.
The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.
Luke:
"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"
Joe:
"I know her chest is really bruised"
To use Potty Pearls to clean up after your nasty ass destroys your family’s toilet.
Hey Carla, Make sure Tony pearls the toilet when he’s done pushing out Thanksgiving dinner.
Hey Mom, he’ll be right down after he finishing pearling the toilet.
Ejaculated a kidney stone into the uterus and letting it stay like an oyster pearl
Hey babe, can we do some pearling tonight.
I'm boutta pearl on you.
When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl
After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.