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Origin: Movie: The Phantom of The Red House
circa 1950
Definition: Extremely obvious.
"That's as obvious as pillows under the bedsheets!"
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When one party or person takes a shit in another persons bed and neglects to inform them.
"My buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn't feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. Later he said he was feeling much better. Little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow."
"Man, my ex is lame, good thing I left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up"
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Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd
That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows
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A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)
ex:
Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."
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Extremely Large Breats of a Female.
Damn, I'd love to put my mouth on those Jay Leno Chin Pillows.
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when you put two zynachinos in your second floor gum well after shotgunning five claws and a four loco
yo who’s tryna pack a upper decky lip pillow buds?
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About as cool as a person can possibly be, sort of like James Dean or someone like that, but even cooler. Possibly originated from SportsCenter. Has nothing to do with temperature.
I was as cool as the other side of the pillow back in high school. I used to sit in the back of the class in my leather Harley Davidson jacket and sunglasses, smoking my Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey out of a silver flask. I'd just sit back there, all laid back across the seat, with my arms around the two hottest girls in the school. The teacher would tell me to put my cigarette out and stop drinking, and I would blow smoke in her face and say, "Make me." But she wouldn't make me because I was just too cool.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.
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