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When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.
"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"
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clogging of toilet by means of poop by previous user. The poop will be lying in hiding further down in the plumbing, making it undetectable by the eye and scent, until you actually flush and the rising water level will spring the trap.
1. Went to flush. Low and behold, the previous occupant poop trapped me.
2. I quickly left the toilet leaving behind a poop trap for the next user.
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A really messed-up, broken, stinky vehicle.
Your car is sooo smelly. Ewww...........
Its a pooped-up piece of crap I bought for 300$.
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When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.
I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.
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A way to say somebody is stupid.
You have poop for brains.
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When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.
Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
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When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.
I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!
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